Baltimore, MD is the place for me. Beardy. Gamer. A true dude and yes I do abide.

Druuuuuuunk

Ruuuuuum
Rum is my friend and so are you.

earthdad:

after seeing quite a titty 

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unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

tr0bb:

I laughed way too hard.

tr0bb:

I laughed way too hard.

estpolis:

i like coffee like i like my women

big ass titties

(Source: dededestpolis)

mariofartwii:

mariofartwii:

let me slip into something a little more… comfortable

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burritotori:

sixpenceee:

Screenshots from a video of a man finding some sort of humanoid creature climbing his roof. He claims it was the creature from an urban legend known as the rake. (You can read about the rake here) (Video) (Masterpost of Found Footage Videos)

I hate to be an ass hat

But

…this looks like a roof drainage system. The bright shiny looking “eyes” look like metal nuts or bolts.

Each picture looks a little different because it’s slightly zoomed…

paleoillustration:

New Study Helps to Explain How Dinosaurs Got their Wings (Everything Dinosaur)

“These findings eliminate persistent doubts that existed over exactly how the bones of the wrist evolved and iron out arguments about wrist development being incompatible with birds originating from dinosaurs.”

Picture 1 credit: Davide Bonadonna

Picture 2 credit: PLoS Biology (link to the original article)

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me