this blog is all about me and the stupid shit I like. I'm Bruce, 5'6, ginger, blue eyes, and built like a fucking wall. I'm funny, open-minded, opinionated, blunt, and let's not forget funny. Proud owner of a beard. dispenser of knowledge/bullshit. Master of my craft: doing nothing. keep in touch, I like people sometimes so it's all good.
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
Charmander of course I picked him when I got Red version on the gameboy but who would you pick? :)
A shiny manectric, duhhh…
oh gosh its a tossup between Noivern and Dragonite
Either Vaporeon, Sylveon, Rapidash, Dragonite, or Skiddo
…. I’m bad at narrowing shit down
arcanine for sure. it’d probably be hard to feed though…
fffffffffffff oh damn it’s a serious tie between Skarmory or Feraligatr
Mew or raichu!
mewtwo because we’d just talk shit about people all day and make shit happen to people while we people watched at the mall. like “yo mewtwo make that dudes shoe lace cut off blood flow to his foot” then we’d laugh our asses off as this dude is fighting for his life against his own shoe laces.